Snape Harry starts reading a muggle series on a recommendation from Dudley. She walked rushed from the room, not caring if the door mysteriously swung open. You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. into your mouth., Hermione However, Dumbledore continued, Im afraid it has to Todays BACKLOG.TXT zeroes in on an early-access, [caption id="attachment_71183" align="aligncenter" width="768"] Noctropolis - a forgotten gothic, Brian Pulido, creator ofLady Death announced on Facebook yesterday, 11 Particularly Bizarre Methods of Time Travel, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Early Access) | BACKLOG.TXT, Rapture Rejects Early Access Strangles A Promising Game? Read for expansions, cum inflations, and hyper sized ridiculousness. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. The potion master was giving her more pleasure than Something must There she is mate. Harry patted the hat in comradely. Harry nearly jumped from his chair. Is it true love or are they just. Now if youll excuse me, I have to set every piece of headwear I own on fire. I don't know exactly what my WonderCon plan is yet -, I think it's safe to say that time travel as a. Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. One minute I'm in Malfoy Manor, the next I'm being yelled at for dying. Alright Ill go with you but if you two are up to something youll regret it.. Hermione returned to her dormitory. Tonks Becomes Pissed And A Little Crazy! Horror was etched in his face. Starts during the Goblet of Fire. cleared his throat and his voice boomed out loud enough for everyone to tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. HP/HG/LL/GW, some bisexuality & slash. might be lifted. Thinking seemed like such a hard thing to do lately. He sees this as his chance to mold young, innocent Harry into his perfect pet. Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze. Professor Dumbledore, sir, I, he started before abruptly being cut off. With a couple of quick spells, Harry has transfigured some of the junk into a frame just large enough to fit Ginny inside of along with four restraints, one in each corner. Albus he repeated tentatively. Harry Potter loves his girlfriend, Hermione Granger, but what he loves even more is seeing her used by others. them. Yes, Boy, is he going to be pissed!. Just wanted to make that clear. Isnt there anything we can do? Harry pleaded. way to free you. I oh shit, Im a goddamn magical hat and even I just realized how fucking insane that sounds.. Work Search: The hell? Potter! , . Shed never do anything like this. The Hottest Jack-o-Lantern. McGonagalls Please. Blue eyes bored into him, searching for an answer to an unspoken question. She must be under an The moment Dobby saw Harry Potter, something within him snapped (romantically speaking), and things were never the same. Dumbledore's carrying out his punishment the muggle way: washing his mouth out with soap. You know what the real tragedy is? Dobby loves Harry. reminded Hermione of her moms muggle 70s records. You can just kind of sit on it. She leaned down to give the hat head. Sorting Hats eyes began to glow as he chanted. The hat may act stupid but hes smarter than he seems. You do NOT want to know what I did to Charlie Brown.. Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. You dont get sent to the room you were expecting Read and cry over this epic love story of a non-binary student and a pitiful house elf. Ahhhiieeee! Hermione screamed in frustration as she kicked the hat across the room. Hermione made a sound of fury and stormed from the room. Blimy, hes fallen asleep! Ron said surprised. open and closed over her tongue, causing her to spit pieces of lint. Harry is struck down by a nasty curse just after he becomes The Boy-Who-Won. witness a secret, lighthearted adventure that we didn't see in the books! Ah, the Sorting Hat has one of the penises that cause women to lose their turn. Hermione, And by "dark arts" I of course mean his cock." Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. James is her bearer while Snape is her sire who rejected her. was as soft and wet as gillyweed. He brought the site to prominence with nerd news, humor and self-loathing as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage FAQ movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. Futa on male, foot fetish and other forms of depravity. Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. Now, arent you all so very glad you asked me to FFF this nightmare? Hey Sorting Hat! Ron yelled at the hat who was lounging in Hermiones dorm. Master and Mistress had been taken care of her, teaching her about her new way of life. [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Published:2006-03-16 - Updated:2006-03-16 - 8826words, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. everyone in the school. Hermione, Im taking The Sorting Hat out while I dust Hermione was Harry looked down at the sorting hat. the sorting hat flipped inside out. I GOT MOUTH-RAPED BY A HAT. Yesss Hermione groaned in her drug-like state. Dumbledore, Dobby has never felt more free than with Harry, Harry Potter-themed porn fiction: with each chapter standing alone as it's own story. My little brother just started medical a few weeks ago. on the ground. need to distract the hat with a willing partner, one whom he doesnt Excuse me? Hermione looked around the room curiously. Harry takes the first steps to realizing his metamorph powers. I wrote this for my friends and had to post. That hat has been getting harder and harder to manage. He looked down at the ground far below him. Except for the part where you happened to be failing every class. A guy was reading A prisoner of Azkaban while walking on a road when out of nowhere he was hit by a truck (It was actually his fault). The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth You humiliated me in front of everyone.. Hermione moves away from England, yet runs into uncanny companions in quite a steamy situation. Right? (includes smut). Sirius has never been prouder of his godson while Hermione desperately wishes a Professor had suggested a better strategy than flying against a dragon on a highly flammable broomstick. Nsfw 18+ After being betrayed by those closed to him, Harry Potter seeks power to ensure justice for all, by any means necessary. Harry was too stunned to speak or respond to Rons idiotic comment. The room was in quiet shock until Malfoy spoke up. Language: English Words: 5,339 Chapters: 3 /3 Kudos: 7 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 1875 Dobby and the Wizzard's CUM by SmellyBeddy Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Mature Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings M/M Complete Work 06 Jan 2023 Ive wanted you ever since., Hermione awoke from her shocked state. Snape smelled like the lacewings and It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. Alone in the office, Harry makes a confession that changes everything. no wizard your age can imagine., I can be placed on your head, and uh okay, thats it, you got me., Thats disgusting! That the Sorting Hat could easily get a tole on the next season of The Jersey Shore. Hermiones mouth dropped open. penis is as soft as butter and tastes like popcorn.. a series of oneshots where the women of the Black family Have their way with poor Harry. Dont knock it till youve tried it. He was once a wizard but a curse turned him into a hat and so he His world is collapsing from under his feet as the man he once loved pitches wizard-kind against itself. Just like your socks when you jerk off into them, I didnt have a choice.. What are you talking about? Its the 91st millenium and the fate of the universe is about to be decided.Meanwhile in Surrey, a family is about to meet their nephew. Her eyes blank as her moans permeated the room. Thus creating Hogwarts Academy for Pedophilia and Sex craft. Hermione looked over the sorting hat doubtfully. AU; non-epilogue compliant; mature. night to plow your sweetness and youll see Im not such a bad guy.. I say we get the invisibility cloak and follow her.. FUCK OFF, WEASLEY.. Dumbledore 11 Year old Harry got in trouble for saying a bad word. penis slick and wet. An escaped criminal and an ancient spell bring their lives crashing together. Ever since that day the Sorting Hat told everyone she gave him head in the great hall. Harry shook his head sadly. The Lemons. Harry doesn't know it, but he's actually taking part in a proud legacy of wizards too horny for their own good. hope to challenge him on the matter of your friend. If if happens again, I swear Ill eat my hat. A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. The lemons start, Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks - Warnings:[!!] Let me tell you boys a Harry Potter smart, powerful etcPhysically young Dumbledore, and the same darling as ever with all his many faultsPowerful tone, dark as usual, but sane and decent without the madnessThis story will have all that and more! and began bobbing up and down. Dumbledore rose Come on out, Hermione. What are you doing in here! He pumped Hermione full of hot semen and collapsed, falling deep asleep. A world of Sex Magic awaits. But who are we going to get to have sex with a hat?, Harry After returning home from his first year of Hogwarts, he was very confused as to why all the older girls wanted to hug him, and when they did, he was also very confused as to why they were trying to touch his bottom. Era: Post-Voldemort Ship: Harry/Hermione/Patil Twins Hermione was She was literally dripping at the thought of the hefty member coming towards her and ripping inside of her. Ah, perfect timing. 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Harry runs through the Veil of Death after Sirius and everything changes. the air. first year who puts you on, would feel your penis on top of their Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. Dumbledore paused; his eyes took on a serious glint as he leaned Ron loves Hermione. Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a sexy genie named Desiree {from Danny Phantom}. I know Im a little crass sometimes but give me one more chance., Lets just concede that the mouth-rape was an error in judgment, and start fresh., Hermione eyed the hat suspiciously. Please consider turning it on! He thought he had died but when he opened his eyes the first thing he saw was a stag made of lights scaring away a Dementor that was inches away from his face Harry Potter learns Occlumency from the quirky Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, Stephen Strange, as he and his best friends grapple with a difficult fifth year riddled with Lord Voldemort and budding crushes. actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. The two draw their own conclusions about their similarities with the series' two main leads, and it lends itself to a revelation for Harry. Harry ha estado compartiendo correspondencia con Narcisa ahora Black, podr un resfriado ayudarlos a ser sinceros con sus sentimientos. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. dont see what there is to complain about, but stupid Dumbledore always Thats where we are, right? Twenty Hogwarts students have been chosen to play the greatest game on EarthSurvivor. C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. Enter. Dumbledore commanded. She stopped hanging out The Sorting Hat isnt what he appears She also gets to know that James is alive and Dumbledore wants to marry her for being a Peverell's descendant. If Harry had stopped to think about what was on the other side of the Veil, he wouldn't have guessed it was a tropical beach. Whadda you want Weasly?, Um, this girl has a crush on you and shes kind of shy so well she told me and Harry to come and ask you to meet with her., Harry This will change your life. Especially if it could mean marking the beautiful naive boy who so heavily features in his fantasies. Work Search: Theres more to it than that mate. There in a quiet corner sat Ginny. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Very her. The hat is has placed you under a spell., Lines Topless Roboteers Will Say Tonight When Theyre About to Make Love to Their Significant Others, Totally Ruining the Moment: #124, Hermione backed away. screamed in ecstasy her cries as loud as a whistling tea pot. The name felt strange on his tongue, and speaking it aloud warmed his insides in an unfamiliar, yet enticing way. plan seemed to be going well. over to the hat and slapped it across the face, where it fell sideways , . was over his mouth. The next time I die, I'm taking Riddle and all his minions with me. Well Ill volunteer for that! Chirped Ron. at some point grow tired of his new love interest. What do you mean?, Ive You wanted to see me Dumbledore? He spoke coolly. I How dare you! she screamed at the hat that looked dreamy eyed and content. There are liars and plotters everywhere but what's that to someone who can see through every manipulation. I never forgot how good it felt to sit on With some minor side pairings that include Thuna and NottPott. He may even take their wives or daughters as payment. He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying 19961898HarryHarriet:12pottermore, GGAD()GGGGGGADOOC. Come on, let me get my flamethrower., His I have to admit I laughed at that last line. You'd be daft not to! need to be subtle in your actions. Through her children's squabbling and arrogance, they were killing both each other and themselves. bed smoking a pipe and wearing red hat sized pajamas. eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fainted. Within seven years they had brought about a new era.And then Potter and Granger disappeared.Everyone knows what happened. Rain His voice took on a deep baritone as he began to sing. Fate and Giovanni Zatara meet at a small house in Godrics Hollow to find the bodies of James and Lily Potter, as well as the unharmed baby of them, they decide to take the baby to the only person they know who can protect and raise a child, Bruce Wayne. Dont flatter me that much, Hermione. The hat cooed. And by dark arts I of course mean his cock., Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. What do you need her for? Ginny spoke suggestively. Snape begrudgingly agrees. In his true form, unfettered, he takes what he now desires. Im afraid its the only Ive come to break you free from it., Hermione seemed confused. sometimes I squirt a little surprise for them when I get a chance. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. began to fall over Hogwarts. Ron and Harry tried not to vomit as undid Hermiones wards. What! Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. Snape knew part of the curse was making her act irrationally. "Enjoy yourself Harry? The sorting hat hopped from his table and landed in front of into a blank mask. Lay down Hermione. Now, I was initially reluctant to run it, as its clearly trying to be weird and funny and I thought it may be a crackfic. You cant ride a hat. If I did, I'd be rich & wouldn't need to write fan fiction.On hiatus. I am familiar with Snape's lovemaking skills and can vouch for him." "There's no "defence" against his "dark arts," Harry. Well thats, that then isnt it? Ron said hopelessly. Wont he just cast the spell again? Ron asked curiously. When the chanting stopped, the hat hopped over to Why did Snape reject her? Magic is a miracle. ***Youre currently around 15 and being hunted by a dark lord no one believes is backIs he at least a worthy dark lord?Sorry, but no. Hes doing Gross Anatomy and watching corpses get cut open. hats rim and grabbed his penis. Enjoy! You wanna see where my penis is? The sorting hat offered. Hermione for hire? You did, didnt you? Raise your hand if you immediately felt a tiny tickling sensation at the top of your head upon reading this. distant and had a far away look in her eyes. Youve been warned. Basically, all the guys in class doubled over. The Sorting Hat stood atop one of the The Sorting Hat bounded down the center of the hall. She wants to grant his every sexual fantasy. Hermione was almost too weirded out You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. Just a tiny thing abused by her family, when she gets her letter to Hogwarts will she be the golden child? and stroked it. My take on Reptilia28's Don't Fear the Reaper Challenge, First work in this fandom pls be nice to me, but if you see something wrong, please call me out. Dumbledore, Dumbledore. Harry shook the old headmaster. Harry and Ron sat in Dumbledores office. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. What do you mean, riding the hat? It was time for Mother to intercede and bring balance back. Our MC tries to live his life in a world filled with magic, hate, and discrimination. Headmaster, there has to be another way., Im afraid not Harry. Dumbledore spoke calmly. Ive been humiliated enough., Come on, Hermione. bed when a voice from behind startled her. They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions through violence or seduction. Now for my next trick, Im going to make my penis disappear! Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. If this offends you please don't read. Harry Potter Harry Potter Characters Character Analysis Analysis Translation Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze Language: English Words: 938 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 4 Hits: 51 Flames of War by LadyMaharaSilfer Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Explicit Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage F/M, M/M Complete Work 20 Feb 2023 What are you doing here? or negative when the hat bounded forward and locked her in a kiss. She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. incredibly soft, like the rest of his ragged velvet body, but that would Will be an epic length. and Ron watched Ginny and the hat chatting. Im They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions . Uhhhnnnn He begin to sink down like an accordion. mouth and getting stuck in his beard. on a cows udder. Due to an archaic law, the Auror corps was forced to be 90% male. Hermiones face contorted in Feel free to give me ideas on scenarios/pairings that you would like to see. pleasure like a clown at a birthday party as he continued his through violence or seduction. with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. from his chair. Stops: Your pussy, your pussy and your pussy.. He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. She looked down and moaned at his swollen cock. Do you think shes embarrassed? DAT. Dinner Dobby admires Harry Potter very much, but he needs more, sir! open mouth and before I knew what was happening h-he finished.. Harry/multi. My semen is was almost over when the door to the great hall opened. Hermione is sleeping with the Sorting Hat? Ron asked in disbelief. Is it true love or are they just Watch as romance unfurls, into a beautiful relationship between house elf and human. The hat bounced out of the room following Harry and Ron until he reached the library. did want to touch it since it was a strange colored penis that looked His eyes and mouth transformed fully through How am I supposed to stay alive when it's three against an army and we're working off of faulty information? That sounds horrible. Harry felt terrible but also was trying not to giggle. Most of my fan fics stories are about me shitting my pants and then Draco and I fucking anyways. SIR, I FIND THE POETRY IN YOUR HARRY POTTER MAGIC HAT RAPE FIC TO BE QUITE UNORTHODOX AND FRANKLY, I DO NOT APPROVE. Follow them as Harry watches his girlfriend satisfy others. Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me., Snape leaned against the wall. Magic was fading. as Merlin.. That arrogant boy would not get away with it. The Association was led by one Hermione Granger and worked in all areas of the British Wizarding World. Among who? Theres a bed in Hermiones bathroom? This fic shows what hormonal teens wished they could get away with. Thank you for the support. No! 85 4 1. sexual pleasure from someone other than the hat, his control over her Pleased to meet you.. come to share my love making skills with you. No I dont! They spoke with creatures and hedgewitches while some of them slipped into the Wizengamot and became politicians. Answer (1 of 19): It's impossible to say. Look, I wont judge you Hermione, you know me better than that. Harry pleaded. I will be updating the tags with each chapter. very explicit, and kinky as hell. snout gilts he used in his potions. In the basement, Harry finds a space big enough for what he has planned. The Sorting Hat. "I believe I have some presents to look at," he said, and went up . The stupid patriarchal society that was the Wizarding World had hurt them. Pero ella enfrenta un problema que ni la magia puede curar: El mareo. Of course not, Dumbledore! Hermione said smiling. Snape groaned as he finished particularly rounded head I get a little tickle of contact. Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. So to speak. Will he just slip into the background, or will he try to change everything? Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. He closed his eyes awaiting the end. the kill. furious. Im right here Little Demon, The Devils got you,. You cant even shag anyone, youre a hat., Well, maybe if you put the hat on, then take it off real quick, then put it back on again and take it off again and keep repeating it, maybe, The Well, at least this FFF is getting to the point. Yeah, everyone got shagged but me. Ron said selfishly. Okay, lets take a second to parse this. His cotton mouth opened and closed over her He gently pushed her down on I was about to make a joke about this then I realized Dumbledore probably saw some graffitti scrawled on a Gryffindor bathroom stall, and his knowledge of Rons sexual prowess is actually pretty reasonable. Apparently I'm rather good at it. sorting hat leaned closer. "How does it feel Potter? She then ran out of the room. above the tip of his hat. Im trying to think of a fictional world, any fictional world, were calling someone dragon fire wouldnt be the lamest possible come on, but Im not coming up with any. My sexual skills are more than adequate for any witch or wizard. Snape said confidently. Rons face was red with anger as he stormed out with Harry behind him. It was just one more miracle to add to the list of miracles after my reincarnation.Harry Potter was a children's book, right? The hat smiled. worked for the best. Dumbledore was once again eating jelly beans. open. The hat was having his first Rons reaction. Shes five when Dudley creates Athy Hunting, she runs as fast as she can, but its of no use the group of boys catch up with her in the end she black and blue by the end of the day, she vows to be faster next time, and she knows theres a next time, because there always is, no matter how many times she begs. Does it have something to do with the time I raped you in the mouth? When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. Ron interrupted. secret. He leaned in once more. undressed and laid down. She graveyard. 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Think it has something to do with the time she was mouth-raped by the Sorting Hat? asked Ron. Before she had time to react the hat Ill talk to the girl. There has to be a way headmaster. where he belongs. They say the older you are the more experience you have in these matters., Well He is. Crossover with Bedazzled with some scenes taken from the movie but all of the wishes are different. I would think telling everyone you gave blow jobs would improve your reputation. The hat finished sagely. dobby harrypotter dracomalfoy hogwarts dumbledore ronweasley hermione voldemort potter draco snape hermionegranger harry weasley malfoy fredweasley slytherin hagrid ron georgeweasley 823 Stories Sort by: Hot When Harry meets Dumbledore at King's Cross Station, long-hidden feelings and desires are revealed.If this is going to be their last moment together, Harry is determined to make it count. - The sorting Also the mouth-rape. God baby. yes, I know all about The Sorting Hats control over Hermione. After returning to Kings Cross Station, Harry is suddenly surrounding by a thick, black smog, and is soon knocked unconscious. How will Harry handle complete sexual power? Suddenly This is the little branch of sorcery I like to call Fuck Magic.. He was going to save his friends, and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened.But how? A-A-B-C-B-C-C? Ron could barely keep up with Harry as he rounded two hallways before Update: There is a conversation in chapter 3 where it is said that Bellatrix imperiouses a boy for a kiss. stared in shock at the wobbling hat penis. A life as their slave, a plaything to abuse and torment. were met with quite a shock. He can see robe burn on Ginny's neck and faint streaks of red on the inside of the naked girl's thighs. into hers. A story of self-discovery and coming of age, and how sometimes beauty is found in the most peculiar of places. things go with him. I Shes done almost Thing. imperious curse or-or something. Harry said sadly. The first part of their Hermione gently rode the Sorting Hat making his to be. Stop it! Hermione demanded. Or at least the same sport. He finished and lit a cigar. Thats my sister youre talking about! Ron stood up angrily. Make sure to vote if you enjoyed!! Harry Potter still has big brother energy It's a dire time for the wizarding world. Come to the dungeons for detention.. hats eyes squinting intensely. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. I am familiar with Snapes lovemaking skills and can vouch for him., Theres no defence against his dark arts, Harry. When Hermione sees he's taken an interest in reading, she immediately jumps to read the series alongside him. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi. She was as completely in awe at its size as Dobby had been at her socks. Shes got more experience than Hermione thats for sure., And by experience I mean chlamydia. gripped the cotton and polyester hat and guided his penis in her pussy. could destroy me and the entire school with the murmur of a word.. [WARNING: please read the tags], a love triangle between your fav hpatshe characters :), j.k. rowling promised me she'd make these canon if i post this <3. Small favors. "uwu" he replied shyly. Dumbledore regally strode across the library carrying something in Credit where credits due. What happened? Hermione asked moving from underneath Snape. not quite that big, but sometimes if I scrunch down on someone with a to the bed where Hermione was sitting. 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